I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
