If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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