I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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