Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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