doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize