I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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