My first STD was from a foam party
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
3pm strippers are depressing
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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