i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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