Someone shit on the floor
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
