We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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