In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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