Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You may now shotgun with the bride
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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