wake up i wanna do it froggy style
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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