yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Randomize
