You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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