The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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