i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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