When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He uses pillows to masturbate.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
