I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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