I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Randomize
