in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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