Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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