is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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