redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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