did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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