found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
How does it feel to date your dad?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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