elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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