butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
