If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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