I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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