dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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