I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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