Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
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