Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I could fuck to npr.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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