I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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