U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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