Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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