THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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