I could have mohawked her pubes.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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