i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Come on in and take your pants off
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