your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
is it fun? or sober?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize