I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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