return my video game
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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