So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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