he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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