In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Randomize
