He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Randomize