go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i already hear my dad disowning me
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I'm always down for nudity.
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