And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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