Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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