whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I want to make a zoo with you.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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