Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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