I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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