We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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