Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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